My favorite sound guy joke: Q: Why do sound guys only say, "One two, one two,"? A: Because you lift on "three."

My second favorite sound guy joke: "Hey, look fellas. This bear just pooped out a sound guy."

I started compiling a list of industrial projects I have done over the years, but it wasn't long before I realized it was an act of futility. I've spent whole days on jobs and walked away without any idea who the client was. (It doesn't matter what the guy on camera says, as long as he sounds good saying it, right?)

But, since every other page has a list... If you don't see your company, or your client's company on the list, just call me. I'll be happy to add it.

Abbott Labs, Adidas, Adobe, Aetna, American Eagle, American Express, American Freightliner, Anderson Business Consulting, Anheuser Busch, Appleby Windows, Bank One, Batesville Casket, Bath and Body Works, Battelle, C.O.S.I., Central Benefits, Central Ohio Transit Authority (COTA), Charles Penzone, Chase Bank, Citicorp, College of Wooster, Columbus State Community College, Columbus Symphony, Compuserve, Continental Office Supplies, Convergent Media Systems, Creamette, Detroit Edison, Donatos Pizza, Easter Seals, Express, Frigidaire, GMC, Good Year, Goodwill, Grange Insurance, Huntington Bank, J.C. Penny, Kenyon College, KFC, Lane Bryant, Lexis Nexis, Limited Too, Linens N Things, Longaberger, Lucent Technologies, Mac Tools, Marshal Fields, Merrill Lynch, Miller Brewing Co., Mills Pride, Mt. Carmel Health, National City Bank, National Kidney Foundation, Nationwide Insurance, Novus, OCEA, Ohio Fire Academy, Otterbein College, Procter and Gamble, Quest, Red Roof Inns, Rockwell, Ross Products, Safelite, Scott's Lawn, Simonton Windows, Sprint, Stanley Steemer, Sterling Commerce, Structure, The Limited Inc., The Limited Stores, The Ohio State University, Titleist/Footjoy, U.S. Health, United Way, Victoria's Secret, Warner, Wendy's, White Barn Candle Company, White Castle, Worthington Foods, Worthington Industries, Wrangler, Xerox, and on, and on, and on...

Photo by: Scott Winters